REBELS: END

The shots of the storm troopers was slowed to an almost crawl.
Darkus fired his gun at Nav.

"Die you liar! You are caught in a web of lies now!" Darkus yelled.

Nav remained silent. Tier walked up and shot Darkus calmly.

"What is happening? Is Nav a liar? Answer me!" Darkus yelled.

"..."

"Ok me and this army are going to take you down!" Darkus yelled.

The other storm troopers toppled over revealing they were actually just broomsticks with stormtrooper helmets on them.

"Fuck." Darkus said.

Nav and Tier both put their guns to his head and pulled the trigger.
Darkus was a storm trooper

Nav and Tier then went to shoot at the other two but they were clearly just broomsticks so they didn't bother and got into the millennium falcon.

"Nice shot kid one in a million." Nav said, taking off his helmet to reveal he was Han Solo.

"Maybe if we hurry we can hit up toshe station for those power converters." Tier said revealing he was Luke Skywalker.

"My hero!" Leia said running up now that every guard was dead for some reason.

"Wait we can't leave without Ben!" Luke said.

"We had to leave him on the Falcon because it was a 15 player game and we could only fit 3 scum players." Han said.

"Oh that makes sense." Luke said.

And they all got on the space ship and flew off as the empty death Star exploded and some rocking music played over everything.

THE END

REBELS Win

Congrats Tier, Nav and TiB
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Comments

  • TierTier Offishal,
    GGs
  • thenavneetthenavneet RabbleRouser
    Lol. Inactives suck
  • MalionMalion RabbleRouser,
    Harrison was a bodyguard and Fuzzyshit was a roleblocker ironically enough.
  • primateprimate RabbleRouser
    They just kept letting tier live, and he was 100%caught at least 2 days ago.
  • DSDS RabbleRouser
    That was so dumb.

    Darkus deserves to be banned from all mafia games from now on
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    Ah, you’ve been listening to cactus.
  • DSDS RabbleRouser
    like how tf did I get lynched

    they were caught scum red-handed on d3
    dEoVuVB_d.jpg?maxwidth=280&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

    Ah, you’ve been listening to cactus.
  • TierTier Offishal,
    @DS the whole time we were laughing at how pissed you must be.
  • thenavneetthenavneet RabbleRouser
    When Cactus lynched DS with that much certainty I was sure he was lyncher
  • DSDS RabbleRouser
    edited April 2018
    Tier wrote: »
    @DS the whole time we were laughing at how pissed you must be.

    It made no sense, I assumed cat and darkus were just trolling

    dEoVuVB_d.jpg?maxwidth=280&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

    Ah, you’ve been listening to cactus.
  • TierTier Offishal,
    DS wrote: »
    Tier wrote: »
    @DS the whole time we were laughing at how pissed you must be.

    It made no sense, I assumed cat and darkus were just trolling

    We thought they were 3rd party or traitors or something.
  • DSDS RabbleRouser
    no they were literally just game throwing because they hate me
    dEoVuVB_d.jpg?maxwidth=280&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

    Ah, you’ve been listening to cactus.
  • CactusCactus RabbleRouser
    DS wrote: »
    no they were literally just game throwing because they hate me

    but we love you tho

    beep boop does not compute
     
    FREE DARRIN!!
  • DSDS RabbleRouser
    so you admit you just lynched me because it was me
    dEoVuVB_d.jpg?maxwidth=280&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

    Ah, you’ve been listening to cactus.
  • TierTier Offishal,
    i do it all the time, scum
  • CactusCactus RabbleRouser
    DS wrote: »
    so you admit you just lynched me because it was me

    just because? no.
     
    FREE DARRIN!!
  • DSDS RabbleRouser
    thats literally the only reason you could possibly have had
    dEoVuVB_d.jpg?maxwidth=280&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

    Ah, you’ve been listening to cactus.
  • TierTier Offishal,
    Was there a graveyard?
  • DSDS RabbleRouser
    nah mal was lazy so i was just bitching about darkus in discord pms
    dEoVuVB_d.jpg?maxwidth=280&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

    Ah, you’ve been listening to cactus.
  • CactusCactus RabbleRouser
    DS wrote: »
    thats literally the only reason you could possibly have had

    could run a battery with all this salt
     
    FREE DARRIN!!
  • ButternutsButternuts RabbleRouser,
    Damn, 0-3 now and every one has been coz of my team mates
    Was p obvious tier or nav was the lynch when ds got got
    I asked if there was a graveyard so I could bitch too, I love a good bitch and moan at you retards
    Vladykins
  • ButternutsButternuts RabbleRouser,
    Malion wrote: »
    Harrison was a bodyguard and Fuzzyshit was a roleblocker ironically enough.

    And us having 2 inactive with power roles is pretty gay
  • DS, I lynched you because you lie every game. I assumed you had claimed Darth Vader to force the counter claim and when nobody did you ran with an inactive being DV.

    You take risks every game and it fucked us in this one. Your play style caused this.
  • DSDS RabbleRouser
    DS, I lynched you because you lie every game. I assumed you had claimed Darth Vader to force the counter claim and when nobody did you ran with an inactive being DV.

    You take risks every game and it fucked us in this one. Your play style caused this.

    Dude you’re an idiot when it comes to mafia, I did nothing wrong. I was obviously the vig after I cc’d the SK
    dEoVuVB_d.jpg?maxwidth=280&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

    Ah, you’ve been listening to cactus.
  • DSDS RabbleRouser
    And then a fucking doc flipped and instead of voting the person claiming doc you voted me. Just admit you shit the bed.
    dEoVuVB_d.jpg?maxwidth=280&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

    Ah, you’ve been listening to cactus.
  • MalionMalion RabbleRouser,
    I think
    Mvp: DS
    For putting scum on the radar and exposing their lies and pretty much having them dead to rights by day 3. It just didn't pan out.

    Lvp: this was a mess all around but I'm giving it to the inactive duo who didn't even play and don't deserve a positive mafia stat score.
  • ahodaahoda Offishal
    If Sock was active he calls out Tier D2 and he gets lynched instead of me.
    FU SOCK
  • ahodaahoda Offishal
    Malion wrote: »
    I think
    Mvp: DS
    For putting scum on the radar and exposing their lies and pretty much having them dead to rights by day 3. It just didn't pan out.

    Lvp: this was a mess all around but I'm giving it to the inactive duo who didn't even play and don't deserve a positive mafia stat score.


    I should get MVP for actually killing scum since the town couldn't :)


    And DS and Rob, stop using your role pms to get mod confirmed town. That shit is super gay. All Mods need to post win conditions in the rule pre game to stop that nonsense.
  • MalionMalion RabbleRouser,
    If you had attacked sock he was protecting himself and there would have been 2 survivals night 1
  • DS wrote: »
    DS, I lynched you because you lie every game. I assumed you had claimed Darth Vader to force the counter claim and when nobody did you ran with an inactive being DV.

    You take risks every game and it fucked us in this one. Your play style caused this.

    Dude you’re an idiot when it comes to mafia, I did nothing wrong. I was obviously the vig after I cc’d the SK

    You don't even fucking play properly.

    You even cheated the system in the so-called world championships. Nobody can play properly with you because you dick about trying to find the loophole in the system to win. When you start playing mafia and not some other game then I will start paying attention to what you are doing.
  • ahodaahoda Offishal
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