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Ahoda Family Reunion - The End

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Nav wanted some bacon so he went to the kitchen to fry some up. Since he is part of Ahoda's family, when you make bacon you make 3 pounds of it and then rub your nipples as you eat it. The sound of the grease sizzling masked the sound of an attacker from behind. As Nav went to flip the bacon a knife pierced his chest from the back. His face was pushed down into the bacon grease frying his face as he bleed to death.

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Nav was town hated townie[/color]



Cousin Brooks



You are my cousin Brooks and your mom is Aunt Renee and dad is Uncle Greg. You also have 1 brother named Rhett. You graduated from Ball State University and currently reside in Fort Wayne Indiana. You are the youngest of all the cousin’s, so that makes you the baby. Growing up you were a whiny little bitch, but you are still one of my favorite cousin’s and we text about baseball often.



You are town hated townie and you can be lynched with 1 less vote then majority.


Ex. It if take 5 votes to lynch, it will take 4 to lynch you



WIN CONDITION



You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

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  • ahodaahoda Offishal
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    Rob was reading his comic books lounging around in a chair minding his own business. He suddenly felt a presence.

    "What the fuck do you want? I'm busy here you asshole."

    The presence lifted his gun and shot Rob in the head leaving a bullet hole through the comic book.



    Rob was town compulsive gambler



    Cousin Rhett


    You are my cousin Rhett and your mom is Aunt Renee and dad is Uncle Greg. You also have 1 brother named Brooks. You and I have always been very close until the past 5 years or so our lives have grown apart. You currently live in Evansville Indiana working as dealer at a casino.



    You are town gambler and each night you may investigate any player and find out if they are town or anti town. If you visit scum though, you will die. You may or may not use your role each night. It’s a gamble you may choose to take.



    WIN CONDITION



    You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.
  • ahodaahoda Offishal
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    Mittens went for a jog in the early morning hours to get some exercise. He enjoyed the brisk air and the morning dew shining as he watched the sunrise. He was unaware of the trap that was awaiting him. There was clear string place i in the path. Mittens tripped over it and landed face down in the dirt path. Tripping the wire released a trap and once he landed on the ground a wooden spike came flying down and penetrating his back and going through his chest. He coughed a couple times and then died.


    Mittens was town watcher



    Aunt Renee



    You are my Aunt Renee and you are married to my Uncle Greg. You also have 2 kids name Rhett and Brooks. You are a crazy blonde and a free spirit. You are my favorite Aunt and also a 2nd mother to me growing up.



    You are the town watcher and each night you may select 1 target and you will be told of all the people that visited, that target.



    WIN CONDITION



    You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.
  • ahodaahoda Offishal
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    TIB was enjoying some TV and drinking beers. He didn't give a fuck about the events that have been transpiring. He was suddenly surrounded by DS, Sock, and BNuts. They were all wielding guns.

    "Hey, can you fuckers move the fuck out of the way? I'm trying to watch Sportscenter"

    He didn't even notice the shiny metal glaring at him. It didn't matter. The 3 of them open up and wasted their entire clip into his body. Nothing but a pile of steaming bloody flesh was left.



    TIB was town vanilla townie turned town vanilla townie



    Cousin Tommy


    You are my cousin Tommy and your mom is Aunt Lola and your dad is Uncle Ed. You have a sister named Sarah. You went to law school to become a lawyer. When you graduated you tested low and couldn’t find a job. Now you live in Chicago and are still an annoying ass entitled little shit. I haven’t seen you since our grandfather passed 15+ years ago.



    You are a vanilla townie and each day you may cast a vote and discuss the game. You have no other actions.



    WIN CONDITION



    You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.
  • ahodaahoda Offishal
    MAFIA HAS WON IN A FLAWLESS VICTORY.


    MAFIA


    DS - Danny


    You are my father, Danny Hoda. You’re a drunk and a piece of shit. You were never around growing up and no one really wants you at this family reunion. On top of that, you invited your family to this party. Way to continue the trend of being a dick.



    You are the mafia role blocker and each night you can select 1 person and block them from performing their night action, if they have one.



    You may use the safe claim name of Uncle Reid who is married to Aunt Kathy. She has early onset dementia and suffers from Parkinsons as well.



    WIN CONDITION


    You are part of the mafia and you will win when you have eliminated all threats to the mafia and have a 51% majority of the alive players.



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    Sock - Uncle Abus


    You my Uncle Abus and you live in Italy. You cheat on your wife and spend your days biking around the country side. When your father died you and Uncle Mohamed took all the money from the family Persian rug business and didn’t share with your other brothers. Using this money has made it so you haven’t had to work a day in your life. You are no longer allowed to visit the US because your VISA has been rejected due to over use.


    You are the mafia suicide bomber and during a day phase you may suicide yourself into another player killing them along with yourself. The day phase will end. This must be done prior to game achieving a lynch.


    You may use the safe claim name of Aunt Lola. She is married to my Uncle Ed and she is a nurse and a selfish bitch. You also have 2 kids named Tommy and Sarah.



    WIN CONDITION



    You are part of the mafia and you will win when you have eliminated all threats to the mafia and have a 51% majority of the alive players.





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    BNuts - Uncle Mohamed


    You are my Uncle Mohamed and you live in Iran. I have only met you a couple times and you don’t speak English. When your father died you and Uncle Abus took all the money from the family Persian rug business and didn’t share with your other brothers. Using this money has made it so you haven’t had to work a day in your life.


    You are the mafia thief and 1 time in the game you may use your ability at night and turn someone into a VT.



    You may use the safe claim name of Uncle Greg. You are married to my Aunt Renee and have 2 sons named Rhett and Brooks.



    WIN CONDITION



    You are part of the mafia and you will win when you have eliminated all threats to the mafia and have a 51% majority of the alive players.


  • ahodaahoda Offishal
    Thanks for playing guys.
  • ButternutsButternuts RabbleRouser,
    gg
    flawless victory for mafia, sock was bursting at the seams wanting to suicide bomb someone too
  • ahodaahoda Offishal
    Night 1:


    MAFIA

    1. DS - Dad - roleblocker - Block TIB
    2. Sock - Uncle Abus - Suicide Bomber - Kill Primate
    3. BNuts - Uncle Mohamed- Theif - nothing



    3RD PARTY


    1. Cat - Uncle Hashem - Blow up Darkus



    TOWN


    1. Mal - Mom - Tracker - Track Rob
    2. Primate - Sister - Bodyguard - Bodyguard Sock
    3. Mittens - Aunt Renee- Watcher - Watch DS
    5. Josh - Uncle Ed - shrink - Shrink Primate
    6. Darkus - Cousin Sarah - Friendly Neighbor - Send note to Primate
    7. TIB - Cousin Tommy - VT - nothing
    8. Nav - Cousin Brooks - Hated Townie - nothing
    9. Rob - Cousin Rhett - degenerate Gambler - Check Primate






    Night 2:


    MAFIA

    1. DS - Dad - roleblocker - Block Cat
    2. Sock - Uncle Abus - Suicide Bomber - Kill Mal
    3. BNuts - Uncle Mohamed- Theif - Thief TIB



    3RD PARTY


    1. Cat - Uncle Hashem - Blow up Rob



    TOWN


    1. Mal - Mom - Tracker - Track Cat
    3. Mittens - Aunt Renee- Watcher - Watch DS
    7. TIB - Cousin Tommy - VT - nothing
    8. Nav - Cousin Brooks - Hated Townie - nothing
    9. Rob - Cousin Rhett - degenerate Gambler - Check Mittens






    Night 3:


    MAFIA

    1. DS - Dad - roleblocker - Block Nav
    2. Sock - Uncle Abus - Suicide Bomber - Kill TIB
    3. BNuts - Uncle Mohamed- Theif - nothing



    TOWN


    3. Mittens - Aunt Renee- Watcher - Watch DS
    7. TIB - Cousin Tommy - VT - nothing
    8. Nav - Cousin Brooks - Hated Townie - nothing
    9. Rob - Cousin Rhett - degenerate Gambler - Check DS
  • ButternutsButternuts RabbleRouser,
    thanks ahoda
  • SockSock RabbleRouser
    Good game, I'm sad I didn't end up using my power
  • SockSock RabbleRouser
    Kisses to all my murder victims
  • CactusCactus RabbleRouser
    the important part here is that none of us really believed darren and robb pegged him (literally) as mafia roleblocker.

    gj town
     
    FREE DARRIN!!
  • ButternutsButternuts RabbleRouser,
    Cactus wrote: »
    the important part here is that none of us really believed darren and robb pegged him (literally) as mafia roleblocker.

    gj town

    Yeh town could have totally won if they wanted to..
    I think by the time you were on to ds it was prob too late anyway
  • ahodaahoda Offishal
    Town never even considered the numbers either. If they did they probably would have let Cat live as they went looking for mafia.
  • MalionMalion RabbleRouser,
    Great flavour in this game
  • ahodaahoda Offishal
    It was your idea. You get at least half credit.
  • RobbnvaRobbnva RabbleRouser
    ahoda wrote: »
    Town never even considered the numbers either. If they did they probably would have let Cat live as they went looking for mafia.

    Town wasn’t playing the game.
    Cactus
    Cat, que te folle un pez
  • ButternutsButternuts RabbleRouser,
    ahoda wrote: »
    Town never even considered the numbers either. If they did they probably would have let Cat live as they went looking for mafia.

    Town didn’t even vote, robb was the only one to vote. Pretty difficult to win if you don’t vote to lynch, better to vote wrong that to just let scum control the lynch
    Robb visiting ds to prove he’s scum seemed weird, all that does is kill yourself if you’re right and dwindle towns numbers even more.
    Gambler does seem tricky though as if you find anyone you die so can’t say what you know, you’d have to claim d1 and say who you’re visiting every day so there’s a suspect if you die. Which he did on d3 but by that point with no mafia dead you’re just killing yourself almost helping mafia more
  • ahodaahoda Offishal
    Butternuts wrote: »
    ahoda wrote: »
    Town never even considered the numbers either. If they did they probably would have let Cat live as they went looking for mafia.

    Town didn’t even vote, robb was the only one to vote. Pretty difficult to win if you don’t vote to lynch, better to vote wrong that to just let scum control the lynch
    Robb visiting ds to prove he’s scum seemed weird, all that does is kill yourself if you’re right and dwindle towns numbers even more.
    Gambler does seem tricky though as if you find anyone you die so can’t say what you know, you’d have to claim d1 and say who you’re visiting every day so there’s a suspect if you die. Which he did on d3 but by that point with no mafia dead you’re just killing yourself almost helping mafia more


    Gambler goes with my cousin who is a degenerate gambler.
  • primateprimate RabbleRouser
    DS trying to use my after death post to run some kind of con was hilarious. When it came out that it was quoting him and town didn't even look twice at him for it, I knew town was completely fucked.
  • MittensMittens RabbleRouser,
    Good game Robb! Should've listened (or read) what you had to say

    Nice win Mafia, and thanks Ahoda!
    Robbnva
  • CactusCactus RabbleRouser
    Butternuts wrote: »
    Cactus wrote: »
    the important part here is that none of us really believed darren and robb pegged him (literally) as mafia roleblocker.

    gj town

    Yeh town could have totally won if they wanted to..
    I think by the time you were on to ds it was prob too late anyway

    day0 was too late?

    i never once believed darren. i never, ever, ever do.
    Sock
     
    FREE DARRIN!!
  • ButternutsButternuts RabbleRouser,
    Why didn’t you kill him n1 then
  • RobbnvaRobbnva RabbleRouser
    Butternuts wrote: »
    ahoda wrote: »
    Town never even considered the numbers either. If they did they probably would have let Cat live as they went looking for mafia.

    Town didn’t even vote, robb was the only one to vote. Pretty difficult to win if you don’t vote to lynch, better to vote wrong that to just let scum control the lynch
    Robb visiting ds to prove he’s scum seemed weird, all that does is kill yourself if you’re right and dwindle towns numbers even more.
    Gambler does seem tricky though as if you find anyone you die so can’t say what you know, you’d have to claim d1 and say who you’re visiting every day so there’s a suspect if you die. Which he did on d3 but by that point with no mafia dead you’re just killing yourself almost helping mafia more

    gambler should never been in the game. This game size was too small for mafia, SK, and a chance at a townie to kill himself. if it was bigger with more players it would have worked.
    Cat, que te folle un pez
  • RobbnvaRobbnva RabbleRouser
    Mittens wrote: »
    Good game Robb! Should've listened (or read) what you had to say

    Nice win Mafia, and thanks Ahoda!

    it is what it as at this point. The fact he wasn't targeted n1 should have concerned you a little but you did as best as you could.
    Cat, que te folle un pez
  • DSDS RabbleRouser
    primate wrote: »
    DS trying to use my after death post to run some kind of con was hilarious. When it came out that it was quoting him and town didn't even look twice at him for it, I knew town was completely fucked.

    It kinda worked lmao


    Gg Ahoda!
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    Ah, you’ve been listening to cactus.
  • TierTier Offishal,
    did i win?
  • CactusCactus RabbleRouser
    Tier wrote: »
    did i win?

    yes!
     
    FREE DARRIN!!
  • TierTier Offishal,
    Cactus wrote: »
    Tier wrote: »
    did i win?

    yes!

    cool. thanks.
  • TierTier Offishal,
    Someone start another game, thanks.
  • MittensMittens RabbleRouser,
    Tier wrote: »
    Someone start another game, thanks.

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